Personally, I think the high point of QuarkXpress was 3.1, which was released in 1992 or some year like that. I still remember my service bureau days when the senior guys would cherry-pick all the Quark jobs and leave the junior guys with Painmaker and Corel.

BTW, which was worse, the first version of Corel for Windows 95 (fonts would explode on output. I.. kid.. you.. not) or Painmaker for windows 3.1 (film would come out portrait, no matter what setting you chose. You could drive your newbie operators insane if you ordered them to output landscape)?

Anyways, fun times. I could go on and on for ages bashing Quark. But this post is unusual in that I this post is to praise Quark, not to bury. You see, I just did a Quark upgrade on one of the Macs today in the shop.

Oh, you think. Is that all? Well, before you think it’s no small accomplishment, just read my post on upgrading to CS3.

How long did it take to upgrade Quark? It asked for the serial number (on the box) and then the serial number of the last upgrade (found by checking the “about Quark” menu). Once those numbers were typed in, it did the installation. Then it activated itself on-line. Total time: 15 minutes.

Contrast that with the freaking nightmare of a CS3 upgrade. Wants the serial number of the upgrade package. Wants the serial number of the last upgrade package. No wait, that’s not enough, then it wants the serial number of the upgrade before the last frickin’ upgrade.

Then after all is said and done, it barfs on activation and I have to reformat the hard drive according to Adobe technical support. Thanks guys, I hope Quark 8 can cure cancer when it’s released and the whole franchise comes back from the dead to kick you guys in the nuts because a little competition is needed here.

Love, DJ